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This is the untold story of the true Mayan Apocalypse that has been misinterpreted by scholars and was to have taken place on 12/12/12 - that was obviously wrong. A secret group of Mexican superheroes, known as El Trio de la Luz, are forced by destiny to include their adopted gringo into their group to help fight to save humanity. Will the car salesman and local TV personality carry his weight and transform from the GRINGO into the GREEN GHOST? We shall see..

Jay Tanner and his crew have been getting rich off of faking demon hunts and posting them on YOUTUBE. Unfortunately for Jay and his crew this demon hunt turns real.

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A collection of horror stories involving cannibals, zombies “and other funny creatures”.

德蒙特(🐬)·莫(🆎)罗(🐛)(luó )尼、理查德·哈蒙加盟(⛪)惊悚片(🎺)[千次(👱)伤(📂)(shāng )我心(🐣)(xīn )]。该(gāi )片根据丹尼(🐼)尔·沃(🕸)特斯的(😌)(de )同名(mí(📲)ng )小说(shuō )改编(biān )。斯科特·斯(🅿)皮尔([舞(🔌)出我人(🦍)生4])执(zhí )导，贾森(sēn )·福克斯(👂)编剧，贝(🤛)拉(🌜)·索(🚫)恩主(zhǔ )演(yǎn )。该片(piàn )设定于洪水劫(🔃)难(📽)之后(🛒)，鬼怪族群(qún )“残(cán )渣”出现。多年后，这(🌸)些(🏠)族群(😶)恐(💴)吓年(nián )轻(qīng )女(nǚ )子(zǐ )(索恩(⚽)饰)，而她(📮)必须(💵)冒(🐻)险找到生存(cún )之路(lù )。

又(yò(🧒)u )到了年(💅)末，阿(🍩)呆(🔃)和阿瓜(🅱)像所有人(rén )一样(yà(🕦)ng )，开(kāi )始(🌯)为圣诞(❤)节及新(🏒)年PARTY做准备(bèi )，但(dàn )是，作为(wé(🔱)i )这个世(👷)界上动(🥙)手能力(🌶)最强的小发(fā )明家(🚤)(jiā )，怎(zě(🐙)n )么(💱)能跟(🕳)普通人一样来装扮自己(jǐ )的(de )院(yuà(🌭)n )子(🌶)和(hé(📐) )房子呢？于是，两个好朋友开动(dò(🕢)ng )脑(🤾)筋(jī(💠)n )，对(⛅)(duì )自己的家展开了不一样(🏽)的改造(🤞)，当(dā(🖇)ng )然(🕌)(rán )，他们也没有忘记帮自己(😢)的好朋(🎰)友(yǒ(😪)u )选(🈷)一(yī )件“最好的礼物”。

一场大(🎲)规模枪(🌰)击(jī )案(🎍)后(hòu )，七(🚅)(qī )位民兵藏匿于一个木材(⛰)仓(cāng )库(🔻)中(zhōng )，与(🥁)(yǔ )此同(tóng )时，一行人有了一(🆖)个不安(🏯)的发现(🗑)(xiàn )：他(tā )们的(de )军械库丢失了一支(🔏)AR-15步(🤓)枪，而(😖)这(zhè )把(bǎ )武(wǔ )器的(de )型号正与传闻(🥋)中(🚣)枪击(👍)案肇事者所(suǒ )用完(wán )全一(yī(🏦) )致。担心(🏩)当局(🎪)已(🥦)将他们与枪击案(àn )联(lián )系(😒)(xì )在(zà(👕)i )一起(🔽)，为(🌐)了自身的安全，民兵们(men )决定(🤨)(dìng )找出(🕦)(chū )队伍(🦑)中的叛(🤰)变者交给警方。

Joy Holbrook is an intuitive market researcher in DC who has captured the attention of the account's CEO and is about to get a sweet promotion, just in time for the holidays. She receives an urgent phone call from home and she rushes back to Crystal Falls, NC to help her Aunt recover from surgery and is reunited with her former crush, Ben. To keep her Aunt focused on healing, Joy volunteers to take Ruby's place with the town's legendary baking competition, the "Cookie Crawl," much to the amusement of Ben who knows Joy has absolutely no idea of the Herculean task before her. Though Joy initially refuses Ben's attempts to "co-captain," she begins to soften and let him in, all the while remembering that there truly is no place like home.

《大(dà )漠巾(jī(🎋)n )帼(guó )情(🛏)(qíng )》由国(⚫)家林业和草原局、中共(gò(🐓)ng )榆林(lí(❕)n )市委(wě(🌵)i )宣传部、中共榆阳区委、榆阳区(🥥)(qū(🌿) )人民(🎹)(mín )政府(fǔ )、中共榆阳区委宣传部(👎)联(🚂)合摄(😬)(shè )制(zhì )，影片(piàn )以榆阳区补浪(💆)河女子(🆗)民兵(😃)治(🐄)沙连(lián )为故(gù )事原(yuán )型，讲(✒)述了治(🆖)沙连(👕)四(🌑)十多年来坚(jiān )持(chí )治(zhì )沙(🐱)(shā )造林(🚜)的感人(🧗)事迹，治(⏹)沙连的女兵(bīng )们用(yòng )自己(🖇)(jǐ )的青(⤵)春，在毛(❌)乌素沙漠中，谱写(xiě )了一(yī(🖱) )曲(qǔ )绿(⚫)(lǜ )色的(🔟)乐章，讴 歌了治沙连(lián )艰苦(kǔ )奋斗(⏸)(dò(😶)u )、自(🕧)(zì )强不息的治沙精神，弘扬了继往(✳)(wǎ(🥞)ng )开来(🕥)(lái )、薪(xīn )火相传的革命传统(🤣)。

卢鹏程(😮)，白(bá(🖌)i )天(🍹)(tiān )是普(pǔ )通住宅小区里的(🦀)保安，晚(🤬)上是(👸)酒(🍩)(jiǔ )吧通(tōng )宵驻(zhù )唱歌手。 卢(🛎)鹏程对(🕤)保安工(💡)作毫无(🚑)(wú )兴(xìng )趣(qù )，终日在传达室(🎎)里晕睡(🔍)、补觉(🍬)，甚(shèn )至个(gè )性自(zì )视清高(🎫)，不爱与(😉)同事来(🦖)往。 他有(yǒu )一个(gè )歌(gē )手(shǒu )梦，但十(🐳)年(🔝)来，毫(🤧)无进展(zhǎn )，反(fǎn )复辗(niǎn )转在(zài )三流(🐜)酒(👶)吧里(📰)驻唱，收入无法保障(zhàng )。保(bǎo )安工(gōng )作(🛐)是他(👹)难(🌺)得找到的一份有稳定(dìng )收(🦋)(shōu )入(rù(➰) )，他(tā(🔗) )认(👽)为白天“清闲”的工作。 但长(zhǎ(🚉)ng )期黑(hē(🎈)i )白颠(diā(🈯)n )倒的状(🌊)态和无法实现梦想的压抑(🐿)(yì )，令(lì(🐵)ng )他(tā )呈(🐆)现颓废，尤其在三十岁的当(⛴)天(tiān )。 因(🍤)(yīn )为卢(😂)(lú )鹏程的主要疏忽，盗窃贼假扮搬(😶)(bā(🎮)n )家公(📅)(gōng )司(sī )，大白天搬空了小区里的一(⬛)(yī(💌) )家住(🐣)(zhù )户，刑事(shì )恶劣，住户损失惨重。卢鹏(🏙)程面(🕖)(mià(🐈)n )临被(bèi )辞退(tuì )。当晚，在驻唱(😆)酒吧内(⏫)，女友(🎿)(yǒ(🥞)u )李(lǐ )晓(xiǎo )华送(sòng )上三十岁(🍄)的生日(🕟)蛋糕，向(🎁)卢鹏程(💶)(chéng )求婚(hūn )，卢(lú )鹏程不仅回(🐂)避，演唱(🏃)时与客(❤)人发(fā )生(shēng )暴(bào )力(lì )冲突(🍊)，将怨气(🛍)都发泄(📗)在此。李晓(xiǎo )华失(shī )望离(lí )开，卢鹏(👧)程(🛏)被酒(🌽)吧辞退。 卢鹏程(chéng )与李(lǐ )晓(xiǎo )华(huá(🚞) )是(✊)大学(💰)同学。十年里，李晓华(huá )一度(dù )放弃(qì(🦀) )自我(🛏)，在(💣)精神和经济上支持卢鹏(pé(🛵)ng )程，等来(🌩)(lái )的(😘)却(🍕)(què )是卢鹏程一次又一次的(🤬)追(zhuī )梦(🈶)(mèng )失(shī(✍) )败和(hé(♑) )回避他们的爱情。 第二天卢(🦄)鹏程(ché(🍤)ng )清醒(xǐ(🍿)ng )后，李晓华在卢鹏程家里照(👋)顾身体(💅)渐(jiàn )差(🚗)(chà )的(de )奶(nǎi )奶，正式向卢鹏程提出分(👘)手(🚒)，卢(lú(🔦) )鹏程(chéng )依然(rán )没有勇气挽回。 三十(📀)岁(😠)，像是(💡)所(suǒ )有关(guān )于(yú )青春的热血都戛然(🐺)而止(🌬)。 巧(🌱)合的(de )是政(zhèng )府组(zǔ )织了一(🐪)次社会(😿)主义(🕝)核(😰)心价值观原(yuán )创歌(gē )曲歌(🍌)(gē )手选(🧚)拔大赛(😋)，卢鹏程(🦋)百般斗争(zhēng )克服(fú )了亲(qī(🔗)n )情的变(👥)故，外界(🎢)舆论的压力，对(duì )爱父(fù )母(🤠)爱(ài )情(🆕)的憧憬(🥐)，自己婚姻渴望在决赛(sài )中(zhōng )一举(🌉)(jǔ(🍩) )成名(🎭)，最终收获了美丽的妻子李(lǐ )晓华(🎬)(huá(🍽) )。